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Masticate

18 April 2005
Monday, 9:27 AM

I get funny looks
while sitting, masticating
upon your entrails

Visitor Haikus Closed (5)

1. paul
18 April 2005 / 9:47 AM

"Your epidermis
is showing!" lost its charm. Now
I use masticate.

2. jon
18 April 2005 / 10:24 AM

Mother and her lies!
Twelve years of mastication
My palms are hair-free

3. wayne
18 April 2005 / 10:45 AM

Masticate on this:
haiku are not the place for
jokes about wanking.

4. rachael
18 April 2005 / 11:49 AM

Mastication care
reduced need for drawers of things
people have swallowed.

5. Carl
21 April 2005 / 12:18 PM

Wayne reads Jon's haiku.
Masticates him for his joke,
but he thought it too.

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