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May 2005

Recreant

31 May 2005
Tuesday, 8:24 AM

you recreant dog
for eating the last waffle
I shall have your head

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Dissemble

30 May 2005
Monday, 11:16 PM

it’s quite a hairpiece
successfully dissembling
lobotomy scars

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Lionize

27 May 2005
Friday, 10:56 AM

to be lionized
for a well-manicured lawn
the suburban dream

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Saturnine

26 May 2005
Thursday, 9:10 PM

capes, tights, scowling masks
evil fears the banner of
the Saturnine Squad

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Artifice

25 May 2005
Wednesday, 12:03 PM

camouflage is cool
but the snake’s real artifice
is Three Card Monty

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Suffuse

24 May 2005
Tuesday, 3:44 AM

the dominatrix
suddenly suffused in guilt
removed the ball gag

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Pallor

23 May 2005
Monday, 11:01 AM

my Irish pallor
a flag of triumph that taunts
the enemy sun

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Presage

20 May 2005
Friday, 6:58 PM

the shape of that cloud
a presage from God:
“Your girl? She’s a guy.”

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Menagerie

19 May 2005
Thursday, 8:43 AM

behold the daycare
a vast menagerie of
future nobodies

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Untoward

18 May 2005
Wednesday, 2:00 PM

consoling father
by resurrecting mother
seemed a bit untoward

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Ablution

17 May 2005
Tuesday, 1:15 PM

a basin aboil
sodium-soaked pumice pores
a blithe ablution

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Camarilla

16 May 2005
Monday, 4:20 AM

his camarilla
suggested he get rid of
his Krokus t-shirt

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Triskaidekaphobia

13 May 2005
Friday, 10:16 AM

for the old-guard Jews
triskaidekaphobia
runs rampant in boys

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Concomitant

12 May 2005
Thursday, 11:32 PM

hey, it’s Hot Dog Man!
where is his concomitant
Baked Bean Boy Wonder?

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Ameliorate

11 May 2005
Wednesday, 11:40 AM

the coach is pleased with
my ameliorated
tobacco habit

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Wayworn

10 May 2005
Tuesday, 10:36 AM

don’t look so wayworn
it’s only five blocks to the
methadone clinic

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Aver

09 May 2005
Monday, 10:39 AM

the undead emerge
the spring in their step avers
that summer is here

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Frisson

06 May 2005
Friday, 10:25 AM

Coors-sponsored frisson
meets Dow Chemical-sponsored
fortification

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Claque

05 May 2005
Thursday, 10:06 AM

in the Great Conflict
my trembling enemies were
engulfed by my claque

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Traduce

04 May 2005
Wednesday, 11:01 AM

I won’t be traduced
by your indictment of my
NAMBLA membership

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Labile

03 May 2005
Tuesday, 11:37 AM

the lability
of our cashier Bruce Banner
scares off customers

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Supplicate

02 May 2005
Monday, 10:20 AM

I dropped the joystick
unwilling to supplicate
for Tron permissions

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