Refulgent
29 July 2005
Friday, 1:31 PM
on the horizon
stands hope’s refulgent beacon
the Golden Arches
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Kismet
28 July 2005
Thursday, 12:17 PM
your curtains open
my binoculars handy
kismet smiles on us
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Volte-face
27 July 2005
Wednesday, 5:47 PM
my famous volte-face
consisted of reneging
on plans to wed Cher
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Indelible
26 July 2005
Tuesday, 10:03 PM
your dolphin tattoo
is hardly indelible
fetch my belt sander
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Badinage
25 July 2005
Monday, 2:49 PM
enough badinage
let’s get this show on the road
we’ve got books to burn
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Assuage
22 July 2005
Friday, 3:00 PM
I’ll assuage your fear
that I am too immature
ha ha, I said “ass”
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Ennui
21 July 2005
Thursday, 8:41 PM
once the head is off
the thrill of the kill always
gives way to ennui
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Iota
20 July 2005
Wednesday, 10:51 AM
how much do I know
about the Greek alphabet?
not one iota
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Flummox
19 July 2005
Tuesday, 10:50 PM
known to be flummoxed
by microwave cookery
Roy stuck to physics
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Ersatz
18 July 2005
Monday, 4:43 PM
a lump of Play-Doh
injected with afterbirth
an ersatz donut
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Atelier
15 July 2005
Friday, 11:35 AM
want bionic arms?
step into my atelier
I’ll fix you right up
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Fealty
14 July 2005
Thursday, 11:57 AM
for your fealty
I shall reward you greatly
milkshakes are on me
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Malfeasance
13 July 2005
Wednesday, 10:11 PM
the Supreme Court judge
was known for his malfeasance
and his peach cobbler
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Introspection
12 July 2005
Tuesday, 11:04 PM
Victor decided
after some introspection
to lose the toupee
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Temerarious
11 July 2005
Monday, 4:59 PM
the Stadium Pal:
his temerarious plan
for Free Slurpee Day
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Somnolent
08 July 2005
Friday, 9:11 AM
her insomnia
surrendered to somnolence
thanks to chloroform
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Ameliorate
07 July 2005
Thursday, 11:26 PM
remember in May
when we learned ameliorate?
those were some good times
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Rictus
06 July 2005
Wednesday, 12:59 PM
Bill drops the shovel
his rictus tells a story
of a prank gone wrong
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Nostrum
05 July 2005
Tuesday, 10:15 AM
go on, join the herd
flock to this absurd nostrum
they call “Tylenol”
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Varicolored
04 July 2005
Monday, 2:33 PM
a varicolored
utopia displayed by
this college brochure
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Garrulous
01 July 2005
Friday, 3:08 PM
Jim the gigolo
known for his garrulousness
gets little business
