Venial
31 August 2005
Wednesday, 8:47 PM
of your convictions
the most venial is murder?
well, I’m sold; you’re hired!
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Evanescent
30 August 2005
Tuesday, 10:40 AM
in dawn’s velvet glow
she appeared evanescent
from the cholera
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Unctuous
29 August 2005
Monday, 10:48 AM
from within the van
an unctuous grin awaits
his teen daughter’s friends
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Bagatelle
26 August 2005
Friday, 1:02 PM
losing your wallet
is but a mere bagatelle
when you are on fire
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Peccadillo
25 August 2005
Thursday, 12:41 PM
the bloody crime was
declared a peccadillo
since it looked so cool
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Expatiate
24 August 2005
Wednesday, 12:25 PM
at my summer home
ghosts expatiate the grounds
shilling Weight Watchers
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Tyro
23 August 2005
Tuesday, 12:18 PM
he confessed he was
a tyro plastic surgeon
but it was too late
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Schadenfreude
22 August 2005
Monday, 5:22 PM
your homemade fireworks
your emergency room bills
my Schadenfreude
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Ephemeral
19 August 2005
Friday, 3:11 PM
important lesson
women are ephemeral
LARP is forever
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Parley
18 August 2005
Thursday, 12:39 PM
successful parley
between Lucifer and God
bankrupted Slayer
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Dilatory
17 August 2005
Wednesday, 12:04 PM
I will get to this
dilatory-themed haiku
just a bit later
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Numinous
16 August 2005
Tuesday, 3:45 PM
a numinous sigh
as Christ turns water to beer
for some local teens
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Enmity
15 August 2005
Monday, 4:45 PM
a block of C4
expresses his enmity
for Radio Shack
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Ubiquitous
12 August 2005
Friday, 6:19 AM
birds patrol the skies
bloodthirsty, ubiquitous
searching for Timmy
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Nugatory
11 August 2005
Thursday, 5:10 AM
do not pester me
with nugatory concerns
that lye won’t kill you
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Sojourn
10 August 2005
Wednesday, 9:45 AM
he has made progress
but is still known to sojourn
under my son’s bed
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Captious
09 August 2005
Tuesday, 5:16 PM
he will not fall prey
to her captious reasoning
the sweatpants stay on
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Somniferous
08 August 2005
Monday, 5:06 PM
I am nu-metal!
quake in terror before my
somniferous roar
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Beholden
05 August 2005
Friday, 10:14 AM
beholden to none
my immense riches will not
pay for thank you notes
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Parsimonious
04 August 2005
Thursday, 12:41 PM
who among you is
the most parsimonious?
the first to starve wins
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Affable
03 August 2005
Wednesday, 12:36 PM
completely smitten
with his affable nature
we robbed her dad blind
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Zeitgeist
02 August 2005
Tuesday, 12:36 PM
late for the Zeitgeist
his sandwich board gravely warned
of the Red Menace
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Circumlocution
01 August 2005
Monday, 12:23 PM
circumlocution
is an impossible stunt
within a haiku
