Segue
30 September 2005
Friday, 10:55 AM
no segue needed
between discussions of oil
and killing the poor
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Jocund
29 September 2005
Thursday, 2:12 PM
back from the meeting
Ned’s jocund grin assured us
our moonshine would sell
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Adamant
28 September 2005
Wednesday, 9:18 AM
adamant about
being true to his namesake
Spock Jones had no friends
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Halcyon
27 September 2005
Tuesday, 4:23 PM
when we lived at sea
those were our halcyon days
before the gulls came
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Banal
26 September 2005
Monday, 1:35 PM
tonight we escape
this banal jerkwater burg
in my Ford Taurus
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Modicum
23 September 2005
Friday, 12:49 PM
if you had even
a modicum of virtue
you’d give me those clogs
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Adventitious
22 September 2005
Thursday, 7:23 PM
if you’ll fetch my bag
we’ll see if this pacemaker
is adventitious
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Capitulate
21 September 2005
Wednesday, 3:01 PM
let’s consider nukes
before we capitulate
to democracy
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Deliquesce
20 September 2005
Tuesday, 2:19 PM
in my microwave
you’ll deliquesce into goo
die, Man-E-Faces!
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Immure
19 September 2005
Monday, 4:35 PM
Warhol’s detractors
were immured by his henchmen
in Brillo boxes
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Hauteur
16 September 2005
Friday, 4:54 PM
your hauteur may be
popular with the ladies
but you still have lice
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Quorum
15 September 2005
Thursday, 11:11 AM
we now constitute
a concerned parents quorum
I’ll buy the first round
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Afflatus
14 September 2005
Wednesday, 10:22 AM
corporate afflatus
subtle indie film reborn
as slapstick sitcom
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Officious
13 September 2005
Tuesday, 9:07 PM
I would have gotten
away with it if not for
those officious kids
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Ostentation
12 September 2005
Monday, 7:53 PM
your newest painting
ostentatious, trite, puerile
and I must have it
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Quaff
09 September 2005
Friday, 8:04 AM
his “iron stomach”
did not live up to its name
when he quaffed the bleach
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Demagogue
08 September 2005
Thursday, 9:03 AM
preschool demagogue
reign of terror now ended
swings from the gallows
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Farrago
07 September 2005
Wednesday, 8:38 AM
farrago of pills
scattered across the table
on Christmas morning
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Cavil
06 September 2005
Tuesday, 11:17 AM
listen, don’t cavil
about your job description
please, just bathe the corpse
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Deride
05 September 2005
Monday, 9:53 AM
mock my pink helmet
but you will bleed if you dare
deride my Vespa
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Trammel
02 September 2005
Friday, 10:47 AM
it was a sad year
for the mathletics program
trammelled by poachers
