Mendacious
28 September 2007
Friday, 9:28 PM
I’m not mendacious
women dig my honesty
and my flying car
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Pronunciamento
27 September 2007
Thursday, 9:05 AM
drunken best man speech
a pronunciamento
of distaste for peas
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Factotum
26 September 2007
Wednesday, 7:14 PM
my new factotum
didn’t expect to be asked
to embalm my dad
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Noisome
25 September 2007
Tuesday, 12:25 PM
I’m just eating lunch
if you find me so noisome
don’t come to IHOP
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Panacea
24 September 2007
Monday, 12:26 PM
unsurprisingly
Steven’s “great panacea”
was made of feathers
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Intrepid
21 September 2007
Friday, 11:58 AM
you’re very quiet
for such an intrepid soul
is it all that gauze?
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Recreant
20 September 2007
Thursday, 8:34 PM
for your recreance
I must take drastic measures
no Cheetos for you
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Varicolored
19 September 2007
Wednesday, 9:27 AM
a prismatic meal
even more varicolored
on its way back out
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Potboiler
18 September 2007
Tuesday, 11:33 AM
no more potboilers
give me quality writers
like, you know, Dan Brown
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Ne Plus Ultra
17 September 2007
Monday, 9:34 AM
the ne plus ultra
of my indecisiveness
to be determined
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Ignoble
14 September 2007
Friday, 9:25 AM
this vase is priceless
but is it so ignoble
to drink Schlitz from it?
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Roue
13 September 2007
Thursday, 4:49 PM
tell that old roue
to steer clear of my daughter
or he’ll catch her crabs
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Impassible
12 September 2007
Wednesday, 8:38 AM
impassible dadcon: cannot say “I love you”
pro: show and tell gold
