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September 2007

Mendacious

28 September 2007
Friday, 9:28 PM

I’m not mendacious
women dig my honesty
and my flying car

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Pronunciamento

27 September 2007
Thursday, 9:05 AM

drunken best man speech
a pronunciamento
of distaste for peas

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Factotum

26 September 2007
Wednesday, 7:14 PM

my new factotum
didn’t expect to be asked
to embalm my dad

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Noisome

25 September 2007
Tuesday, 12:25 PM

I’m just eating lunch
if you find me so noisome
don’t come to IHOP

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Panacea

24 September 2007
Monday, 12:26 PM

unsurprisingly
Steven’s “great panacea
was made of feathers

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Intrepid

21 September 2007
Friday, 11:58 AM

you’re very quiet
for such an intrepid soul
is it all that gauze?

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Recreant

20 September 2007
Thursday, 8:34 PM

for your recreance
I must take drastic measures
no Cheetos for you

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Varicolored

19 September 2007
Wednesday, 9:27 AM

a prismatic meal
even more varicolored
on its way back out

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Potboiler

18 September 2007
Tuesday, 11:33 AM

no more potboilers
give me quality writers
like, you know, Dan Brown

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Ne Plus Ultra

17 September 2007
Monday, 9:34 AM

the ne plus ultra
of my indecisiveness
to be determined

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Ignoble

14 September 2007
Friday, 9:25 AM

this vase is priceless
but is it so ignoble
to drink Schlitz from it?

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Roue

13 September 2007
Thursday, 4:49 PM

tell that old roue
to steer clear of my daughter
or he’ll catch her crabs

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Impassible

12 September 2007
Wednesday, 8:38 AM

impassible dad
con: cannot say “I love you”
pro: show and tell gold

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Plangent

11 September 2007
Tuesday, 9:26 AM

amidst plangent wails
roses rained on the casket
next time, get a tent

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Cozen

10 September 2007
Monday, 11:32 PM

to cozen a friend
is the mark of a scoundrel
so is a big S

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