Abscond
30 June 2005
Thursday, 7:22 PM
it’s my condition
that forces me to abscond
with your hosiery
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Lineament
29 June 2005
Wednesday, 8:53 PM
in grandpa’s backyard
we could see lineaments
of his victims’ bones
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Woebegone
28 June 2005
Tuesday, 8:32 PM
Trent Reznor lies down
woebegone at the mere thought
of selling millions
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Callow
27 June 2005
Monday, 11:26 AM
Juilliard’s top grad
was surprisingly callow:
“What’s a ‘casting couch’?”
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Commination
24 June 2005
Friday, 8:06 AM
she dislikes my shoes
her commination consists
of sweatshop photos
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Voluble
23 June 2005
Thursday, 12:44 PM
though quite voluble
Charles Manson is not the best
commencement speaker
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Ineluctable
22 June 2005
Wednesday, 8:22 AM
ineluctably
he would wake at 5 AM
covered in winged ants
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Irascible
21 June 2005
Tuesday, 9:13 PM
Aerosmith’s neighbor
was one irascible guy
and soon they were dead
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Exigent
20 June 2005
Monday, 5:30 PM
brewery blowup
an exigent incident
requiring pretzels
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Altercation
17 June 2005
Friday, 10:32 AM
an altercation
in front of Planned Parenthood
defused by tickles
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Naif
16 June 2005
Thursday, 9:06 AM
the cheerful naif
provided his home address
to Elder Warren
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Antiquarian
15 June 2005
Wednesday, 11:29 PM
though unpopular
among antiquarians
garbage men prevail
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Peradventure
14 June 2005
Tuesday, 10:58 PM
the best emo band
beyond all peradventure
is The Pinky Swear
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Blandishment
13 June 2005
Monday, 10:33 PM
a vain ice cream man
responsive to blandishments
crystal meth discount
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Ingenuous
10 June 2005
Friday, 8:31 AM
“Lawrence Welk” reruns
inspire ingenuous awe
at the nursing home
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Durance
09 June 2005
Thursday, 9:29 AM
durance was required
to keep Beloved fans out
of Oprah’s dumpster
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Glutinous
08 June 2005
Wednesday, 1:47 PM
pudding disaster
a glutinous mess amidst
quivering entrails
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Betimes
07 June 2005
Tuesday, 11:50 PM
he died in daylight
yet his ghost is seen betimes
wearing pajamas
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Countenance
06 June 2005
Monday, 4:46 PM
he had great patience
but he could not countenance
Jerry Bruckheimer
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Agglomeration
03 June 2005
Friday, 11:00 AM
the thrifty mothers
agglomerated quickly
as diapers rained down
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Tumid
02 June 2005
Thursday, 10:59 AM
that gentleman’s head
tumid from a spider bite
blocked my view of C.H.U.D.
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Fetter
01 June 2005
Wednesday, 11:39 AM
a lost Lucifer
a fettered cartographer
an infernal map
