Extol
29 April 2005
Friday, 1:48 PM
the grinning demon
extols the pleasure of sin
while sipping lite beer
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (3)
Pusillanimous
28 April 2005
Thursday, 1:27 PM
the morning after
the pusillanimous shriek
the Yoda tattoo
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (3)
Detritus
27 April 2005
Wednesday, 9:49 AM
detritus again?hey Dictionary.com!
we’ve seen this before
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (3)
Matutinal
26 April 2005
Tuesday, 10:06 AM
a teenage couple’s
matutinal grope session
and a machete
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (3)
Scintilla
25 April 2005
Monday, 10:19 PM
he talks a big game
with just a scintilla of
Jedi in his blood
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (2)
Atavism
22 April 2005
Friday, 11:12 AM
the old archbishop’s
atavistic tendencies
make him speak Latin
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (5)
Enervate
21 April 2005
Thursday, 9:48 AM
his youngest daughter
enervated by tear gas
ate her broccoli
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (2)
Cavalcade
20 April 2005
Wednesday, 10:49 AM
world’s last horse gallops
followed by a cavalcade
of sprinters in spurs
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (5)
Fettle
19 April 2005
Tuesday, 10:39 AM
our dear grandmother
seems to be in fine fettle
despite her goiter
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (5)
Masticate
18 April 2005
Monday, 9:27 AM
I get funny looks
while sitting, masticating
upon your entrails
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (5)
Extant
15 April 2005
Friday, 10:11 AM
fire-protection spell
Harry Potter smirks from his
extant book cover
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (5)
Obloquy
14 April 2005
Thursday, 9:16 AM
jealous obloquy
it has fallen on deaf ears
I won’t stop dancing
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (1)
Detritus
13 April 2005
Wednesday, 11:02 AM
poor choice of shampoo
the scalp’s detritus becomes
the skull’s corona
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (5)
Redoubt
12 April 2005
Tuesday, 9:24 AM
I’ll hide here for days
my impervious redoubt
keeps out Jehovahs
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (4)
Malapropos
11 April 2005
Monday, 10:06 AM
the heckler’s remarks
may have been malapropos
for the funeral
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (5)
Panglossian
08 April 2005
Friday, 10:36 AM
Panglossian hordes
parade into the market
in search of Slim-Fast
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (5)
Maudlin
07 April 2005
Thursday, 10:59 AM
maudlin mechanic
he lost his virginity
under that Buick
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (5)
Complement
06 April 2005
Wednesday, 10:32 AM
your roll of gauze is
the perfect complement to
my massive head wound
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (3)
Shibboleth
05 April 2005
Tuesday, 12:18 PM
civilian Humvees
are surely a shibboleth
of well-endowed men
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (2)
Amanuensis
04 April 2005
Monday, 4:08 AM
amanuensis!
come here and take a letter:
“no more green Skittles”
Permalink | Visitor Haikus Closed (5)
Jape
01 April 2005
Friday, 8:33 AM
the subject of japes
has mastered Esperanto
and who’s laughing now?
