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October 2005

Immolate

31 October 2005
Monday, 3:46 PM

by the tenth inning
I began to consider
self-immolation

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Malediction

28 October 2005
Friday, 5:23 PM

a malediction
placed on the state of Texas:
vegetarians!

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Mawkish

27 October 2005
Thursday, 4:30 PM

dad sighed mawkishly
“my little girl has grown up”
he shook the pimp’s hand

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Virago

26 October 2005
Wednesday, 10:03 AM

seeing G.I. Jane
emboldened this virago
to stab Ridley Scott

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Bruit

25 October 2005
Tuesday, 7:34 PM

his hair was perfect
but it was widely bruited
that his skin was fake

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Loquacious

24 October 2005
Monday, 6:47 PM

those silly surgeons
if they were less loquacious
I’d still be alive

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Lexicon

21 October 2005
Friday, 4:29 PM

“shower-fresh feeling&rdquo
never did quite find a home
in his lexicon

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Tocsin

20 October 2005
Thursday, 9:17 PM

go sound the tocsin
our son has escaped his crib
with a taste for blood

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Pelf

19 October 2005
Wednesday, 8:41 PM

the collection plate
fills the bellies of the poor
and keeps me in pelf

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Votary

18 October 2005
Tuesday, 8:32 PM

his father-in-law
a basketball votary
owns many tube socks

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Aberrant

17 October 2005
Monday, 8:13 PM

when Jack the Ripper
was described as aberrant
his feelings were hurt

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Sinecure

14 October 2005
Friday, 8:02 PM

we’ll just set him up
with some kind of sinecure
since he has no legs

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Conurbation

13 October 2005
Thursday, 7:11 PM

the neighborhood watch
keeps this conurbation safe
from flesh-eating slugs

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Gewgaw

12 October 2005
Wednesday, 4:15 PM

his final moments
were smothered under a pile
of gift shop gewgaws

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Palpable

11 October 2005
Tuesday, 3:00 PM

the crowd’s gaze was fixed
the drama was palpable
fur would fly tonight

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Laconic

10 October 2005
Monday, 2:56 PM

laconic response
to a bouquet of roses:
“I’m calling the cops.”

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Onus

07 October 2005
Friday, 6:18 PM

they dread the onus
of college graduation?
oh, they’re art students

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Sempiternal

06 October 2005
Thursday, 6:09 PM

the resplendence of
nature is sempiternal
and so is Ric Flair

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Beneficence

05 October 2005
Wednesday, 5:36 PM

you strangled my wife
I will not forget this act
of beneficence

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Inchoate

04 October 2005
Tuesday, 4:38 PM

this inchoate cast
will bear the likeness of Christ
once I get some yarn

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Effulgence

03 October 2005
Monday, 10:56 AM

effulgent sports cars
the essence of every film
starring Corey Haim

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