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December 2005

Digerati

20 December 2005
Tuesday, 5:57 PM

after his kids were
trampled by digerati
he stopped reading Wired

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Sub Rosa

19 December 2005
Monday, 6:12 PM

though they were siblings
their sub rosa love affair
made their parents proud

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Sacrosanct

16 December 2005
Friday, 5:36 PM

my carny contract
which I thought was sacrosanct
turned out not to be

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Hale

15 December 2005
Thursday, 3:52 PM

hale and full of pep
we sprung from the hospital
with morphine to sell

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Paladin

14 December 2005
Wednesday, 4:01 PM

Richie, best known as
a paladin of Denny’s
gets in lots of fights

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Carapace

13 December 2005
Tuesday, 3:25 PM

Sarge earned our respect
with his combat carapace
made of children’s teeth

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Tmesis

12 December 2005
Monday, 5:17 PM

the Tmesis Titan’s
archenemy Compound Creep
secretly loved him

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Voluptuary

09 December 2005
Friday, 5:39 PM

when did you become
such a voluptuary
to scorn Top Ramen?

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Sylvan

08 December 2005
Thursday, 3:10 PM

my sylvan retreat
was rudely interrupted
by the Oakland A’s

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Assiduous

07 December 2005
Wednesday, 2:59 PM

assiduousness
is perforce its own reward
for fans of “Cop Rock”

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Logorrhea

06 December 2005
Tuesday, 5:54 PM

a ranting hobo
logorrheic by nature
yearned for a hatchet

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Panache

05 December 2005
Monday, 5:26 PM

your Pulitzer Prize
is less appealing than your
craps table panache

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Redivivus

02 December 2005
Friday, 4:08 PM

the wedding was stopped
when Fido redivivus
devoured the bridegroom

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Alfresco

01 December 2005
Thursday, 10:56 AM

the neighbors dislike
Warren’s proclivity for
bathing alfresco

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